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Okay, here are quotes that my friends and I have said. These are out of context and can be quite funny. Others are just plain weird or stupid. Have fun reading these, cause I know I had fun hearing them.
These quotes I got on the roadtrip that I went on with a group of my brothers in Alpha Phi Omega over our two week spring break.
3/1/02
Shauna - You're going out of range. Be quiet.
Ezra- Move your face so I can see.
Nick- Sturdy should be called the Road of Death.
Shauna - It's like birth control for the car population.
Nick- I'm gonna find a lake and throw it at you.
Chris- The tv has mono. It's flirting with the tv next door.
Ezra- I want to see more swabs.
Meryl (brother from another chapter- It's like a hand orgasm!
Kent- I have hands?
Chris- There are no less than 9 O's.
Shauna- Do you want to be the radio god?
Ezra- You have to enunciate enuciate or you can't say it.
Chris- If all three cars tied themselves to the truck, we might be able to slow it down a little.
3/4/02
Kent- Even podunks read comics.
Kent- Sioux City sux but people people would prefer Sioux City sex.
Kent- You are a freak ball.
Kent- We should replace all ones with the word death: Death 19, Twenty-death.
Nick- I've got the Shauna strain.
3/5/02
Kent- I want a fry of french kissing.
Kent- We are the Viganators.
Lisa- I'm bored so I'm la-ing. Laaaa!
Lauren- I've got Lisa feet near my face.
Kent- Is this the leg?
Kent- They could put up a sign saying 'Emergency Crapping Only'.
3/6/02
Ezra- Shauna, you're making it cold in here and you're being a dork.
3/7/02
Nick- I don't know why I slowed down for a tumble weed.
Nick- It's the dirt wall prison.
Nick- That's why you don't pick up hitch-hikers. You just hit them.
Chris- Welcome to Lovelock, Nevada.
Ezra- Soy Lecithin- what every growing boy needs.
Nick- Not only does it soothe your sore throat, it freshens your breath too. So you can kiss that girl and give her your sore throat.
Moni- That snowflake is speeding.
Moni- Driving, bobsledding, what's the difference?
Nick- Yeah, but we'd be a good go go gadjet.
Moni- You may no longer enter the real world. You must stay in the bathroom forever!
Moni- I'm invisible to laser sensors!
Cindy (Iota Phi)- Incest is best.
Cindy again- Stop popping my cherries.
Bobby (Iota Phi)- What does your vagina taste like?
Bobby again- I prefer the boobs.
Lauren- Yes sleep in Clifford.
3/8/02
Chris- I'd look down at my speedometer, see I was going 35 and thinking I was going too fast.
Ezra- Highly skilled group of grass eaters.
Lauren- The grass has been confirmed.
3/9/02
Voltaire- I'm going to go find something useless and expensive.
3/11/02
Lisa- In the Hobbit, is Frodo a woman and 300 feet tall?
Kent- Acid is good.
Shauna- We did a seating arrangement as we felt that some of us had a bias to some of the cars.
Shauna- He's taking the fiesta off.
Kent- Are you saying I need more head?
waitress- Just gonna steal your boat.
Nick- I'm the president. It's my job to smile and nod.
3/12/02
Nick- It's the Evil Tumbleweed of Death!
Shauna- Ha ha! I kissed it and licked it and it's like being french kissed by a bottle.
Nick- I've been demeaning my position since the beginning of the year!
Wes- I can count the age you usually act on two hands.
Shauna- Excuse me while I blush behind my character cards.
Lisa- Shauna? Are you gonna help us kill people?
Kent- What? Kick them off my wall!
Wes- Kill the card!
3/13/02
Nick- It would be interesting to see someone push the ground.
Kent- You do this and go SPLAT!
Kent- The ground will make it to you eventually.
(okay, advertisement! The game FALLING is really fun and funny! Try it sometime!)
Wes- Grab that hit right back.
Kent- I'm gonna split you.
Nick- I can't push the ground to anyone.
Nick- You died last!
Kent- But we were in a state that didn't exist! (Wyoming)
Kent- Whether it's control or beat down, you play blue.
Kent- This deck is to bring a coinflip victory.
Nick- I need my happy, fun people.
Wes- Yay, goo!
Kent- Stuff has color again.
Wes- mmm, Crunchy Kent.
Kent- I don't have enough mana to summon Moni! (Guess which game we're playing now!)
Kent- Do anything and I flip!
Wes- Happiness, joy, and beat down.
Shauna- Are you done now cause you're gonna die.
Stacy- Think of Uno and give it crack.
Chris L- I'm an emperor. hehe.
3/14/02
Kent- If I ever turn into a sandwich, don't let Lisa near me.
Kent- He's too lobatamized to be annoying. ( I forget who we were talking about)
Lisa- I thought there might be a tree line but it's really just BLACK!
Lisa- The sky isn't orange!
3/15/02
Dave- The few, the proud, the incompetant.
Moni- Let's see if I can fit behind the chair.
Kent- The Amazing Moni, able to sleep in the smallest spaces known and some of those unknown.
Moni- Lisa's petting the wall.
3/16/02
Dave- I will have premade toast after I make it.
Kent- That's it. I'm just going to have to pin you to the sky.
Ezra- Disguised as a planetarium.
Kent-I'll land on myself and pass myself to the side.
Lauren- So I can catch myself.
Ezra- Does anyone not want to ground him?
Moni- You could have a party above the line of death.
Nick- Just watch Moni become a ham.
Katie- I had to breathe through my lungs and not my nose.
Chris L- What form of birth control do you use? Mountain Dew
And so ends the quotes from the Spring Break Road Trip, but on to the Storm Chasing Quotes! These are by no means all of them. I just don't have the others.
6/3/02
Alan- When Jason points out lubrication, something's wrong.
Alan- I'm illegal to bring into a test.
Bart ( the prof!)- Lights work best when the engine is running and the engine works best when there is gas in the tank. (ask me about the car troubles!)
6/4/02 (Truckers are fun!)
Random trucker- That girl in the last car behind the driver's seat is pretty hot. (guess who)
Alan- I think I'll take Boring over Parsley.
Alan- I don't know but where's his head?
Lauren- You're a guy!
Joe- Not necessarily though.
6/5/02
Tracy- So far we have Fred, Barney, and Cactus Head.
Aneela- New Mexico fell out.
Aneela- It's a cow conferance.
Tracy- Yay. I get service.
6/6/02
Aneela- Hey, we made it to the clouds.
Bart- I can pump everyone myself.
6/7/02
Brian Dillon- I love lumpy.
Alan- It's Jason Liberty.
6/8/02
Kelley- Hot dogs bring tornados?
6/9/02
Tyler- Nobody's blowing my bubbles.
6/10/02
Jason- Your hole is your hole. I'm not touching your hole.
Like I said, these are not all of the quotes. And I kept falling asleep in the car. oops. 12 days, 12 states, over 5000 mi! YIKES!
It's time I updated this page. These quotes are from Acen 2004 as well as storm chasing since one followed the other. First off , Acen!
5/13
staff member- Evil duckie demands a virgin sacrifice every night!
Lauren(Lo-chan)- There's just something about cute guys in corsets.
5/14
Ray- Hold this while I put my hair back on.
5/15
Jon- Tongue versus forehead.
Jon- Go on a diet you little mallowmare piece of shit.
On to storm chasing!
5/17/04
Jolene- We like it in the rear.
Eric- Until I smell manure, then I really feel like home.
Mike- Manure really isn't that bad a word if you breat it down. You've got ma and nure.
Kevin- IOWA-Idiots Out Walking Around.
Lauren- Slight chance of rain. Half the cows are sitting down. Kevin- Nah, you gotta see if they're having sex. If they're having sex, that means tornados.
Teresa- If you're not drinking heavily, I'm not doing my job.
Teresa- We hear the sound of a freight train! oh wait; it is a freight train.
5/18
I forget who said this: Once again, the rear got it.
Eric- I definitely heard some tongue in the rear.
Chris- Rabbit's starting to like it in the rear.
Mike- I didn't know your weiner could throw.
Eric- My wiener can do anything.
5/22
Bart- Put your finger on that special spot again.
Eric- Why don't we call it a wet line?
Bart- I work for Valpo U. Give me the quarters!
Bart- All you would see is a black blob of death and then wind and ... wind.
Eric- Yes! We're gonna get our asses kicked!
Eric- I love getting chased.
5/23
Mike- Look! We have two rears!
Todd- I'm about to get my period and I'm pissed.
Todd- Kaitlyn, you're head's gotta go out the window.
Bart- Look out now cause I can... see... through...the clouds.
Josh- Peanuts are going to grow all over this parking lot.
Todd- Multiple vortex equals multiple orgasms.
Jackie- What did you think? That meteorology was a science?
Jackie- We saw two tornados. It's like his drug.
5/24
Bart- Let's Ruc and Roll.
Bart- Pop your thing, Chris.
Lauren- But I want to get ravaged!
Jolene- The rear got cleaned though.
Mike- I bet the rear could use a little moisturizing cream.
5/25
Eric- Danville is our city of death.
Bart- Ruc me Amadeus.
Chris- So pop the cap and let your buoyancy rise.
Jolene- So when someone asks you who has gas, you can proudly say I do. A full tank.
Todd- They look munchalicious.
Mike- We like slammage.
Chris- New dead people.
Chris- People that go bleh. And I see them.
Chris- I see new dead people.
Jolene- You're a butt-face.
Chris- Yes! Take me home. I'll gladly sit in the corner at home.
Chris- Inflowmyfootinyourbutt.
Mike- Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip, flippety, flip.
Vanessa- No, you're a girl so I'd want to read guy.
Chris- Erotic experimentation! For us that would be phone sex.
Teresa- It's always good to blame Mike.
Eric- Okay, I put it in the hole. Can I go now?
Bart- Any guy shaped like the state of Illinois would be intimidating.
Teresa- Hello mothership. Do you have any chickens?
Chris- I'd make a good girl.
Vanessa- It's like a small man thing! Short man complex.
Mike- I like them moist and supple.
Mike- I don't think you'd be a hockey buff cause you're a girl. I think you'd be a hockey buffette.
Once again, these aren't ALL of the quotes. I lost my notebook for a couple of days and I also fell asleep a good bit. But these are more than adequate, in my opinion. |
